Thank you. You are very kind. I’m glad you at least have a decent aunt.

I hope so, too. My sis got MS and two of her “best friends” totally abandoned her. Never called, never came over. She has since passed away and I hope they feel guilty every single day of their lives.

My 90-year-old mom recently told me that her evil grandmother had advised her mother to abort her. She’s still pissed about it, and rightly so. My mom’s mom was happily married and the kids were about 15 months apart - apparently too close for Grandma’s comfort. Evil grandmas.

Four dead people. I remember.

A bean, rice and cheese burrito is nectar of the gods.

I support his candidacy for one reason: to keep nudging the conversation leftward. Middle-of-the-road Democratic policy has slid way too far to the right, IMO. Someone needs to say the stuff about social programs, worker protections, ensuring regulation to protect the environment, keeping an eye on big financial…

US Flag Code Section 8: (d) The flag should never be used as wearing apparel, bedding, or drapery.

This was recent and didn’t embarass ME, because I wasn’t there, but it is still so mortifying.

Why does he always look constipated? Does he need my high-fiber oatmeal recipe?

44-year-old clickbait. Well played.

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

The interviewer asked him whose leadership style is better, Hillary or a guy who isn’t running, ignoring the others who are.

All signs point to basement

Garden variety troll. Tiny little man with nothing better to do.

Cherry guy needed a bouncer with an attitude and a propensity for knocking people’s heads on the “doorpost of shame” as they were dragged out.

That would be hard to find out, I think. How did you handle it?

I had a BF who didn’t believe in heating his house with anything other than the fireplace. We lived in California, so it wasn’t super cold, but it would be maybe 50 in his house on winter nights. To watch movies, we’d bundle up in blankets and make a fire and his personality was a bit lacking, so I would be asleep…

I hope she married him.

At the end of a 3-day conference, when introverted me was almost full up to the brim, a friend invited me to dinner. When I got there, I found it wasn’t her and me and dinner, but her, me, her parents and 11 other friends for dinner at a really loud pizza place.

Rick, stop trying to make fetch happen.