A bean, rice and cheese burrito is nectar of the gods.

I support his candidacy for one reason: to keep nudging the conversation leftward. Middle-of-the-road Democratic policy has slid way too far to the right, IMO. Someone needs to say the stuff about social programs, worker protections, ensuring regulation to protect the environment, keeping an eye on big financial…

US Flag Code Section 8: (d) The flag should never be used as wearing apparel, bedding, or drapery.

This was recent and didn’t embarass ME, because I wasn’t there, but it is still so mortifying.

Why does he always look constipated? Does he need my high-fiber oatmeal recipe?

44-year-old clickbait. Well played.

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

The interviewer asked him whose leadership style is better, Hillary or a guy who isn’t running, ignoring the others who are.

All signs point to basement

Garden variety troll. Tiny little man with nothing better to do.

Cherry guy needed a bouncer with an attitude and a propensity for knocking people’s heads on the “doorpost of shame” as they were dragged out.

That would be hard to find out, I think. How did you handle it?

I had a BF who didn’t believe in heating his house with anything other than the fireplace. We lived in California, so it wasn’t super cold, but it would be maybe 50 in his house on winter nights. To watch movies, we’d bundle up in blankets and make a fire and his personality was a bit lacking, so I would be asleep…

I hope she married him.

At the end of a 3-day conference, when introverted me was almost full up to the brim, a friend invited me to dinner. When I got there, I found it wasn’t her and me and dinner, but her, me, her parents and 11 other friends for dinner at a really loud pizza place.

Rick, stop trying to make fetch happen.

We are still stupid, only about different things.

A friend got a brown recluse bite. It healed over on top and decayed underneath...he said that’s the last time he ever goes into the crawlspace under his house...

It’s hurtful, though, when you work for progress and yet the progressive measure doesn’t pass, and then people paint you with the broad brush of “All you people from X suck and are horrible bigots.” I remember California’s Prop 8 with such sadness. And Prop 187.

Perfect for a fatty like me. Can I get them to work as business casual? Please?