I’m so sorry. Your mom sounds awful.

Dammit, I am a foodie and regularly do irresponsible things like spend $28 per pound on some sheep’s-milk cheese hand made in a cave in Spain, but there is something ADDICTIVE about Kraft American Singles.

I for real referenced my Walkman (or to be more accurate, my off-brand Walkman) last night when the aqua aerobics teacher played an 80s song that I used to listen to on my Walkman when trudging to community college on foot. Cassettes 4EVA!

And another thing! Kids these days don’t understand music because they don’t listen to albums!

You’re welcome. Grace is a friend and a great human being, and everyone needs to hear that message. There were about 700 people in the room when she gave the speech and pretty much everyone was crying by the end.

This is kind of a crappy video of a short kickass speech on not forgiving your abuser.

Whatever gets you through your weirdly deluded, sad life, I guess.

Yeah, the PD really has to err on the side of caution in this case.

That is the worst.

You know some intern found it by image searching “Wrinkly Old Bitch.”

Yeah, rather than using it to help people, I’d rather just have the fetal tissue disposed of in the trash or incinerator. THAT makes perfect sense.

Having a hard time imagining the logic behind that offer...”Oh, hey, let’s see if this person is as big of a deviant as me!”

Well, the US is 2015 years old, duh!

I have the worst sense in the world when it comes to men, but he set off even my admittedly weak DoucheDar.

COTD

This person understands entertainment. This is stunning and crazy. Meanwhile, Kanye comes out in a baggy boring t-shirt. Call me old-fashioned, but I like it when the star of the show looks like the star of the show.

Area Woman’s Hair Always Wet

No, it’s a culture clash story, a fish-out-of-water, so the premise is his wife trying to convince him how great Swedish things are while making fun of Americans.

Do you know how much? I have a jar...took 2000 mg this morning...should I take more? Oh my gosh, I hope this works!!