That is the worst.

You know some intern found it by image searching “Wrinkly Old Bitch.”

Yeah, rather than using it to help people, I’d rather just have the fetal tissue disposed of in the trash or incinerator. THAT makes perfect sense.

Having a hard time imagining the logic behind that offer...”Oh, hey, let’s see if this person is as big of a deviant as me!”

Well, the US is 2015 years old, duh!

I have the worst sense in the world when it comes to men, but he set off even my admittedly weak DoucheDar.

COTD

This person understands entertainment. This is stunning and crazy. Meanwhile, Kanye comes out in a baggy boring t-shirt. Call me old-fashioned, but I like it when the star of the show looks like the star of the show.

Area Woman’s Hair Always Wet

No, it’s a culture clash story, a fish-out-of-water, so the premise is his wife trying to convince him how great Swedish things are while making fun of Americans.

Do you know how much? I have a jar...took 2000 mg this morning...should I take more? Oh my gosh, I hope this works!!

Hey Menopausal ladies,

You’d probably enjoy the show (I think it is on Amazon) Welcome to Sweden. The family speaks Swedish amongst themselves and there’s a lot of Swedish culture, too.

My mom doesn’t have this problem, but she’s a huge complainer. Every tiny thing. I have learned that it shuts her up fastest if I don’t respond in any way. I just sit there and blink.Since she gets no emotional reward from me, she moves on. It has actually gotten a lot better over time. Now she will catch herself and…

Maybe you could get that book “The Five Languages of Love” and use it to discuss what it is that makes each of you feel loved and appreciated. You could use the examples of the stuff he used to do.

I knew a pepper breeder who was the most fascinating guy. He just passed away last year. One of his last creations was a pasilla with skin so thin you don’t need to roast and peel it. It should be on the market in the next few years.

I had never thought of it before, but if I could get just grilled onions as a veg option....mmmmm.

Put in a little effort. You will soon figure it out. I have confidence in you.

Put in a little effort. You will soon figure it out. I have confidence in you.

Yes, I like to rinse my undercarriage.

Yes, I like to rinse my undercarriage.