I don’t want to be called yo ligga.

Proximity, and the thrill of being “bad,” plus the fact that your best friend and you are very likely to like the same things...My BFF and I go to events and later compare notes on who would be our #1 choice of guy there, and we always agree.

Is that a dick in your mouth, Linds?

I had this happen in a traffic jam on the freeway! I was just leaving a car length in front of me so I could roll along at 2 mph rather than stop-start-stop-start. The people behind me got so mad they passed me in the median strip and then cut right back in front of me. We were stuck in traffic for 45 more minutes,…

Do not let your doc not take this seriously. Some are all “Tra la, morning sickness” but it sounds like you might have hyperemesis gravis. Zofran can be your friend. Get a prescription.

Time for a glass of Whine: I live in a place with one downstairs studio and one upstairs apt (me). The cute downstairs guy is traveling for 2 weeks and has sublet his place to people who have already, on day 1:

I know. It was a one-in-a-million chance! Turns out he owns a jujitsu studio.

You can’t prepare yourself. I’m sorry, but it is going to suck hard and you can’t avoid it. Love breaks our hearts. Because you love her big, the loss will be big. Give her the best life, appreciate her, and appreciate yourself for the love you give her. And then cry and mourn and breathe and go on, remembering the…

In the mornings, I have about half a mile trip along the beachfront. It’s a 2-lane road, not a freeway. I get a few seconds of zen, glancing at the waves as I drive. I was going the speed limit, but this guy zooms up right behind me and starts honking and flashing his lights and flipping me off. He was SO angry that I…

It’s like watching snakes. It’s hard to turn away.

I feel for you. I am just beginning this house buying process - in a crazy, out of control expensive market - and I am not entirely certain I have the fortitude for it. I make good money but I’m single and don’t have much savings and I’m terrified I’ll buy some money pit. But renting...ugh. So solidarity, yes.

Because you need someplace to keep your tiny white balls, Donnie.

I have some lesbian friends who have been together 18 years, through military deployments, half a dozen moves. They own their home together. A friend asked one’s mom if they were ever getting married. “Oh, they’re just friends!” said mom.

And so what if she spends the rest of her life “figuring it out”? Her body, her life. Bonk who you want. Nothing to see here.

Get this: she got promoted so we could be rid of her (the new VP realized her worthlessness immediately). She failed at that (she was scored by the workers on her effectiveness and got a 23%. Company average is 75%) and got busted down to my level. She could not handle the workload and went out on stress disability…

Nice work if you can get it.

Holy sweet Jehosephat, I have this argument with my mom all the time. She lives in an upscale assisted living and complains that they take the plates away too quickly to serve the next course. I say “What do you think 80 old people would be doing if they were sitting there waiting a while for food?” They would lose…

WHY THEY GOTTA BE LIKE THAT? WHYYYYY?