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Are they so stupid that they thought no one would notice?

That’s a great idea with the greens.

I was a terrible sleeper my whole life. I started working out hard - dancing, sweating for an hour - and my sleep suddenly got a lot better.

I go to a Middle Eastern market and pick the plain full-fat yogurt in tubs. They have a bunch of brands. I figure the one with the cedar tree on it is from a Lebanese-owned company, just guessing. Labneh is the bomb. I love it. If you stir it a bit, it becomes so glossy and beautiful...

I spent about an hour prepping food so now I can just toss stuff together all week. I made:

Well, it is a stupid word. I know how to pronounce it, but I’m also the gabacha asshole who says “boo-rrr-EE-toh.”

I don’t know why I feel compelled to add this story here, but it involves lemons, so here goes: I went to a combination sandwich place/juice bar. They had fresh juices listed on the menu: carrot, orange, lemon. I got a medium lemonade, because a fresh squeezed drink sounded delicious with my sandwich.

Crap. I have great photos but kinja is being a jerk.

Oh, my best dress ever was thrifted, too. Not Lanvin, but I loved it. A garden party dress from the 1950s - white with sprays of lilacs, accented by a few sequins. Nipped in at the waist, with a full skirt. I felt so pretty wearing it.

My best all-time thrift store finds:

Seriously. A black teen walking to the store having smoked pot or rapped at some point in his life? That’s racial and an excuse for him being killed. A white kid walking into a church and telling people he was killing them because they were black? Nothing racial to see here, move along.

As a white woman, I feel the same. I just moved from my home on the brown side of town to a much whiter area. In 10 years on the west side, I never had an altercation with anyone. On my second day here, my middle-aged white neighbor screamed at me for no damned good reason. He just seems to be angry.

They’re probably pissed off about your gardener as well.

Well, goddamn, I don’t even like cats that much, but that is one darling cat.

I am as crude and crass as the next gal, but I can see people being pissed off about the name of their lord and savior being used as a beer brand.

We have a burrito place that will add potatoes to your burrito. They are just chopped up skinny fries, and damn. Greasy little crisp potato squares in your belly-bomb. That is some good grub.

Though he says administrators never formally disciplined him for his decision to read the book, Currie said he was made to feel that he had done something wrong and felt pressured to leave the school.”