Wow. this is weird. I did not make the comment above.

I vote for elaborate prank.

Campaign slogan: RAWRRRRRRR

As a far left liberal, you can have all the social programs you want. Free college education for everyone! Feed and house all the people! Have some health care while we’re at it! Medicare! Medicaid! Social Security!

They’re alive damnit!

Yes. I had a friend so allergic to walnuts that touching the shells or breathing shell dust could make him swell up with hives.

I’m sure your husband is much more of a pleasant person, too.

Yeah, and if done wrong can apparently cause serious complications. No. Just no.

I, however, would choose marmosets instead of some family members...

I have had hilarious conversations. I just want iced coffee with 2 creamers. Ice, coffee, creamers, cup. That’s it. Last time I asked for unsweetened iced coffee. I was asked “What kind of syrup do you want in it?”

The coffee at McDoo is actually better. Getting them to make an iced coffee with no sugar in it can be a long and complicated process, though.

because FREEDOM!

Are they taking their cues from Oreos now?

I (unfortunately) had dinner last night with someone who talked about how she only drank the world’s purest mountain water, drank only certified mold-free coffee, ate basically vegan with a little meat, loves colonics (both giving and receiving) and talked at length about how she is off sugar...and so on, endlessly.

COTD!

Or paid administrative leave.

“Bright, sunny location” is ALWAYS popular.

I’m an old and I can’t wait to leave the past behind. My Spotify playlists are zero classic rock and EDM-heavy (though funk makes a sizeable appearance). I shudder to think of the dark days before smart phones. I’m not nostalgic for the clothes, the hair, the political battles or the ugly cars. Onward.

“I have no interest in gender or race or anything like that...”