This is how great it would be:

That outfit is like Disney Princess meets Ice Skating Champ meets Exotic Dancer.

True. My roommate’s Alaskan BF used to say things like “I love camping in snow caves I build myself!” THAT is weird.

Me too! We have been denied a valuable experience!

And while we’re on the topic, can I ask all Jezzies to swear to not make their children hug or kiss anyone if the child refuses to? Kids need to know they have decision rights over their own bodies, and coercing them to “Hug Nana!” when the child plainly doesn’t want to hug Nana sends a confusing and bad message.

I go straight from “Rocky Horror Picture Show.”

Yeah, but Alaska beaches offer something Florida doesn’t:

It’s like Florida, frozen into an ice cube.

Ugh.

Or just look on the internet for a breed-specific rescue. Almost every breed has some group out there working on saving just those specific kinds of dogs.

Me too. Not Canadian either, but I know many Canadians, and they are the best people, and they haven’t done anything to deserve Harper.

We can always dream. Throw in Steven Harper for good measure. And Ann Coulter.

Lunch!

I know, but I still like to pretend.

I want to pitch my idea for a reality show: get a bunch of poor people and have them battle lions in a kind of coliseum situation. They don’t have a lot to lose, and it would make GREAT entertainment.

When I binge-watch I find myself starting to really hate certain characters after a season or two. Characteristics which would be merely bothersome in a weekly show turn into me yelling OH COME ON WITH YOUR CRYING, KRISTINA ON PARENTHOOD if I binge-watch all six seasons over the course of a month or two.

Homeopaths are the real quacks. Naturopathic doctors may actually prescribe clinically proven drugs at times, but they also use a hodgepodge of other methods.

What about my friend who sells essential oils that cure arthritis, fibromyalgia and IBD?

Much as I love to see FIFA get their comeuppance, isn’t it a little disturbing that the US feels they can basically arrest anyone, anywhere in the world with the slightest connection to the US (like using a US-based website)?