HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT AFTER 9/11!

Looks like my dog when she goes for a ride in the car.

Also we need to find out who this Scott Free individual is and what ties he has to the whole situation.

Steelers Fan Eats A Headbutt 

The Cleveland Cavaliers suck, the Buffalo Bills suck, the Democrats actually won a few elections, Jim Carrey and Catherine Zeta-Jones are in front of the camera again... maybe somebody finally rebooted the simulation.

I would go to the front row of that.

I’m glad you told him you were offended, and even if he didn’t listen, I hope your friend eventually realizes that retarded people deserve better than being compared to the Washington Wizard.

“You think I enjoy this?”

Sooner Schooner ShowBoy Shows Semblance of Shock, Sans-Somnambulance, Showcases Sharp Sense of Shock, Shrilly!

“Hopefully whatever medical attention that guy receives is better than what was available when those station wagons were the main form of transportation.”

Philly absolutely raked thibs in this trade.

He just looked a man in the face and said “you are the enemy of the people" on national television.

I disagree with her slightly about the Turner extension. I definitely see where she’s coming from. I think the Pacers are betting on future production and he’s still so young and has potential, but I really respect her for stance on players getting paid. Iris sounds great. I emailed the sports editor at The Herald-Time…

Thank you. Seriously. For this piece and for being a great neighbor. 

Have I got a Steely Dan song for you!

“He’s the Forrest Gump of teams that don’t win consecutive games.”

I hear you man. Diagnosed with cancer in my neck two days after my 50th birthday. Happy Birthday to me, right? That was 2.5 years ago, and just got the word earlier this month that I no longer have to come in every 3 months for CT scans and only once a year for follow ups.

Same. It’s taken too many people I care about for me to really find these jokes funny.

Not to scare the crap out of you or anything, but I'm what happens when vasectomies grow back together.