It’s just you. 

You should probably stay away from the comedy if you're going to take it that literally. 

And not wrong about the lack of emails. Got to the last and thought “that’s it?”

I appreciate it was a mistake but you’ve just given me my new favorite introductory clause.

I can’t wait for the next segment of “Tinactin a Fool”

I’m sure watching it on grass makes the experience even better.

I was too chicken to post this. 

Teej is melting down. Amazing twitter content. He’s so hurt and somehow he’s not the guy getting Russ’s stat line tattooed on his face.

These picks could be valuable. Who knows, they could use them to draft some real talent. Maybe they land 3 real superstar MVP caliber players through the draft, and hit on a couple of other later picks for some solid role players, and have themselves a perennial contender. Then they might have to pay them eventually,…

Most of the picks are thrown into the future. There’s just so many variables that will effect where a 2025 pick will land. Houston might be a lottery team! Miami could be in 2023! Or Pence will be president and basketball will be outlawed and Miami underwater.

I’ve been warning people about these highly evolved lacto hoofasauruses for years. Now they’ve come for us...on the kinja boards.

The Pistons deal would put butts in the seats, but by god will it flame out epically. Five years ago, you put D-Rose, Blake, and Russ on the same team, you’re gonna get shouts of “Finals or Bust!” Now, it’ll be “4 seed or bust!”

I’m pretty sure OKC replacing the least movable contract in the sport with the second-least movable contract in the sport is not what they are going for with a Westbrook trade. Is your brother GM Doc Rivers?

EDIT: Well, shit, that didn’t work at all. Anyone know how to embed Instagram shit? Do I just paste the URL?

I’m all in with my Pistons grabbing Westbrook. We are already capped out and shitty, at least a Blake-Russ combo would be good on paper and interesting to watch.

I’ll accept that... in case you were wondering, I’m a hypocrite, too.

Noted.

Suicide. Is there a shortcut this guy won’t take?

This happened to a friend about 10 years ago. He was home visiting family in New Mexico over the holidays and a drunk driver ran the light and t-boned the car he was a riding in. His window was down and his arm was hanging out and took the full force of the car. Lost his arm right above the elbow and there was really…