TypicalJerk
typicaljerk
8/29/19
7:42 PM
19

You should probably stay away from the comedy if you're going to take it that literally. 

7/22/19
1:38 PM
76

I appreciate it was a mistake but you’ve just given me my new favorite introductory clause.

7/16/19
5:51 PM
240

I can’t wait for the next segment of “Tinactin a Fool”

7/13/19
6:39 PM
388

I’m sure watching it on grass makes the experience even better.

7/11/19
10:18 PM
43

These picks could be valuable. Who knows, they could use them to draft some real talent. Maybe they land 3 real superstar MVP caliber players through the draft, and hit on a couple of other later picks for some solid role players, and have themselves a perennial contender. Then they might have to pay them eventually, Read more

7/11/19
9:25 PM
152

Most of the picks are thrown into the future. There’s just so many variables that will effect where a 2025 pick will land. Houston might be a lottery team! Miami could be in 2023! Or Pence will be president and basketball will be outlawed and Miami underwater.

7/10/19
2:16 PM
11

I’ve been warning people about these highly evolved lacto hoofasauruses for years. Now they’ve come for us...on the kinja boards.

7/8/19
4:50 PM
2

The Pistons deal would put butts in the seats, but by god will it flame out epically. Five years ago, you put D-Rose, Blake, and Russ on the same team, you’re gonna get shouts of “Finals or Bust!” Now, it’ll be “4 seed or bust!” Read more

7/8/19
4:20 PM
25

I’m pretty sure OKC replacing the least movable contract in the sport with the second-least movable contract in the sport is not what they are going for with a Westbrook trade. Is your brother GM Doc Rivers?

7/8/19
4:20 PM
9

EDIT: Well, shit, that didn’t work at all. Anyone know how to embed Instagram shit? Do I just paste the URL?

7/8/19
4:12 PM
22

I’m all in with my Pistons grabbing Westbrook. We are already capped out and shitty, at least a Blake-Russ combo would be good on paper and interesting to watch.

7/5/19
1:57 PM
11

I’ll accept that... in case you were wondering, I’m a hypocrite, too.