That's like Civil War shit. Hard to believe three words could be so nauseating.

Let’s be honest here. If the paramedics amputated the arm at the scene, they were most likely finishing a job the accident started.

I made the mistake of going to the comments under a tweet about her White House visit comments. It was predictably bad, but I did discover a good term for all the flag-humpers and anthem worshipers...

Who are they to call anyone disrespectful...

I don’t think his build included an Auditory Enjoyment Module.

he’s got 4'33 by John Cage on repeat

“Board man gets laid!”

Starting 5 of: Isiah Thomas, JR Smith, Kawhi, LeBron, AD

Nonchalantly palming it

I mean, I GET the joke but

He’s gonna sign with the first team that offers him a contract via telegram.

They got stonewalled... in NYC... during Pride Month. I don’t know that there’s a connection, but here we are, Mr Vice President...

Meanwhile, at Madison Square Garden ...

You wrote all that, but I'd shut the door and closed the curtains one paragraph in.

A hockey player wouldn’t have had to take a break to put it back into place, he would have just kept playing on a dislocated knee without missing a beat. Rugby players are soft.

Here it is again in slow-motion and zoomed in a lot more.

The guy who thinks you stop jerking off at 50 is like 18 max right? Man, what a stupid question.

Summitt Mounts, Peaks

TLDR; “I HAVE LOTS OF TIME AND MONEY”