Maybe Brown misunderstood what they meant by "Graduation Bash".

No one cares

Granny #1 is my new aspiration. "You need more. Oh, you need more."

"Pussy farts, the Musical!"

Harvard grads: they're just like us!

We're on it!

In the interest of saving time, let's make a list of NBA players who DON'T cartoonishly embellish the amount of contact. We'll put it next to the list of guys who DON'T hold out their hands and glare at the official in stunned disbelief when they are whistled for a foul.

Huh?

After a flight like that, more like the Toronto Pterodactyls, amirite?

Referee: "I'm calling this fight! Your ear is falling off!"

Not exactly rising from the ashes, though.

Deadspin Headline - "Southern Utah Player Rejected To Infinity"

To be fair, White Guy From Utah is actually from Phoenix.

A Mets fan on twitter man this wonderful piece

Kevin, you basically hit every notable point about how comically horrific the 76ers are, but if there's one more item I may add, which I was immediately reminded of as this game played out (I had Dallas -13 so that's the only reason I watched it), it's this:

Hush! Not out loud. We don't speak the I-word. A bad ju-ju thing here in southern Appalachia.

In solidarity, I've decided to quit tweezing / plucking / waxing my dark, prolific eyebrows until the playoffs begin. Maybe sacrifice them ritually at the start?

You sir/madame have broken the internet

Asian Adam Schefter?