Boy he's swinging that thing like he's Adrian Peterson with a switch in his hand.

Those are power chords, bro.

Green Ranger

Step 1 on their way to receiving a blowjob!

Don't lump all Lakers fans in together. I am perfectly fine with going 1-81. There was no relief.

Palmer: "Doctor, will I get my mobility back?"
Doctor: "You'll actually be more mobile than you were before. Check it out..."
Doctor: [hands Palmer keys to a brand new rascal scooter]

If she loses the bet, she'll still take fewer shots than Kobe.

Boozer is not into BJs, by the way.

Oh my God? Married NBA players getting road pussy? I just couldn't imAGINE such a thing happening!

ugh, her breasts are terrible. Looks like someone stuffed a baseball in a sock.

Psst, Ms. Santana: they're NBA players. They'll be getting blown pretty much at will no matter if they win 4 games or 47 games.