This is Cagey, the mascot for the independent American Association's Sioux Falls Canaries.... Sometimes he goes by K.G..... I read this email and pictured it coming from him (MAYBE IT DID????) and I thoroughly enjoyed it............

Anybody have a Sergio Romo mask I can borrow?

Ha! Dude with the hand full of cables has some serious Ninja like moves! Check that dude out!

Nah.

a) that's clearly not the same dog

Pretty sure the original comment was a joke and it just flew over your head

More like No Balance, amirite?

Maybe if the receivers had performed better Rodgers wouldn't have had to fake it.

An offensive line on his offensive line.

Gronk followed up, "Now I in no way mean to imply that we are some barbarous society where athletic prowess should be rewarded with coital bliss. That would merely perpetuate the patriarchal view that women are objects to be won. Rather, I would put forth that these are men of good character who would make worthy…

I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE.

WE DEM BOYZ

Still don't see the actual hit clearly here.

Dude's an enigma wrapped inside a Riddell.

That's genuinely pretty fucking awesome.

Float like a butterfly, sing, like, a B7.

"Both of the attackers, who are brothers".

NBA: This is too sexy