My God, you're dense.

"Whatever..."

If any kangaroo learns how to move laterally, it will be lights out for all marsupial adversaries.

Not quite, it'd need to be in low res portrait mode for that.

watching this video made me realize one thing: god had to be on some serious acid when he invented kangaroos

MORTAL WOMBAT!

Some pigs, sure ok. But have you met a farm hog? Those are some surly fuckers.

You are a North American, and probably a male

Hell yeah. Any beer that's free tastes better than beer you pay for. Except Rolling Rock. Fuck Rolling Rock.

I'll see myself out.

Scary to think someone can do so much damage even while punching effeminately.

Didn't Ronald Reagan die?

Does the streaker have a pipe in his mouth the whole time? That dapper motherfucker.

Did he have a pipe in his mouth?! I think he had a pipe in his mouth.

Normally I would not condone such louist oand oafish behavior, and then I see it's at a Pats fan and so I give it a special dispensation.

"Can we make it to the Eastern Conference Finals?"

I just don't understand why he doesn't put on the ring and walk out of prison, since it makes him invisible.

This dude has a BIG future ahead of him in the WWE.

The 30 for 30 people are already in pre-production for Winston's crash, burn, crash, crash, draft bust, arena league, religious affirmation, crash, burn story.