Thoughts and Prayers from Indiana. 

I think that’s just it. He’s so good at shit-talking because he doesn’t HAVE to think about it.

+1 lawyer 

Good. 

Shhhhh...don’t jinx them now Barry!

It’s plausible that Vlade’s cigs have all been dipped in embalming fluid. 

Probably not. Bloomington is the lone, blue oasis outside of Indianapolis in Indiana.

As a fellow Hoosier: THANK YOU!!!

Spoiler!!! You jerk! 

Was gonna say the same thing, but just couldn’t bring myself to respond until now.

As someone who loves off colored jokes *see my handle* I just can’t get on board with them here.

Smoked duck with a spicy dry rub is up there. Just saying.  

More like a wait-room.

“The pinky does a shocking amount of work when you hold a phone because, if you’re like me, you slip the pinky under the phone and use the crook of that finger as a little makeshift phonerest for it.”

It quite actually does for some people. Which makes it even more imperative. 

I wish I could be surprised be any of this. Alas...here we all are. 

I’ll take him at his word. No reason not to I suppose.

Just like I took up jerking-off at 12 from being 12. 

I studied rap in The Yard. 

What players do we think Nelson smoked with that he coached?