I can’t imagine what being a stoned millionaire feels like.

Mr Hands was hands down the fucking most repulsive! Trust me. 

I love this.

Fuck that Jerk. 

*I should read other comments before a I just shit over threads on the internet.

He’s 33 actually, but who’s counting?

I was gonna’ read all of the fan emails, but the first one was more than enough.

Coming from a guy who looks like he’s still in the first stage of grief over Backpage’s shutdown.

Well, I can assume having $65mil guaranteed to you can make one lose any sense of body control. Hell, my girlfriend won a $100,000 settlement and I ran around like I had just scored a goal at the World Cup and it wasn’t even my money! 

I read the headline and just openly laughed.

Please update if it’s worth it. I’m a long time Hoosier, die-hard Pacers fan who just moved to Asheville and the reality of not being in a sports town has sorta dropped-kicked me in the face.

In high school I ran XC. We are on our way back in when I school bus was coming our way. In my bravado I figured I would smack the ass end and act like the bus hit me.

Probably about as white as they come.

Ya’ know...good question.

No, but he would have had that been a thing when we had in-house “church” growing up.

Well, he was in Arizona. #crystallized

Probably not.

I dunno. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

My father, a lifetime Vikings fan, suddenly switched teams to the Cards after visiting Scottsdale once, FUCKING ONCE! His reasoning; the people were “nice.”

Still think he was boning her.