Don't blame you.

In college I played for the ultimate team. My freshman nickname was Dog-Dick-Lipstick.

I love you.

May be a bit of a stretch with deeming a Subway sandwich "fine"?

Yup. She showed up to my mother's funeral late and dropped off by the guy she slept with the night before.

Fuuuuuuuccckkkkkkk!!!!!!!

Cool fact; Nile's Strat has been estimated to have been played on over $2 billion dollars worth of recordings! Which means, if he wants to have a girl rolling around in underwear in his video, he damn well can.

Cool fact; Nile's Strat has been estimated to have been played on over $2 billion dollars worth of recordings! Which means, if he wants to have a girl rolling around in underwear in his video, he damn well can.

Word. Bio-Mom took off when I was 2. Dad has been married 6 times. Ex-GF of 5 years showed up to my mother's funeral, late and with the guy she cheated on me with the night before. Later I found she sexed-up most of my "friends", not surprising. So my trust level is pretty low. Though I think, or at least I'm one to…

Indiana University Purdue Universtiy of Indianapolis.

He was thinking "Dick in the V!"

Amen

Which is why I said "I wish".

Ladies and Gents: The Knicks' season in one swooping, misguided example. (Possibly the last 30 years)

Then a fucking dress comes in and ruins it all!

You're welcome.

Except FJM comes equipped with a silver edged, snark tipped tounge and the largest set of brass balls you've ever seen.

Try Father John Misty's "I Love You, Honeybear". Probably the best white-guy-playing-guitar album I've heard in five years. There's talk of santanic x-mas eves, ash and cum stained sheets, mariachi horns, and disliking white girls who put off soulful affectations. Highly recommend.