typicaljerk
TypicalJerk
typicaljerk

If you don't get Prince, then you must be a virgin.

Well, I just went through this same thing. Just over 1 year out from a 5 year relationship and have tried Tinder. Almost every woman I've "swiped right" to, ends up being a freaking bit for some creep out website. I've been on one date from it and it just okay. It's really a big crapshoot, but I don't how it goes for

Gat Dayum!!! +1

Stop making me like this guy Samer.

I think my Dad figured out how to abolish us from ever going to Chuck E. Cheese again when I was about that age.

But yet will be enternally sad.

3:38 into this and Jon has already described/debunked all of FOX/CNN in a nutshell. Neither of the other gents stood a chance.

The fact that we're the only species that will consume lactated byproduct of any animal should clue you into the fact that it is not natural, and therefore not something any human should practice. It amazes me how blind humans are still to learn from other species on how we should live.

Jesus. The last thing Florida teachers and TA's alike need is this article accompanied with even MORE reasons to "date" younger men!

??????? played a SHIT TON that weekend!

I have to say it!

That was my thought. Apparently most people are too good for salt!

Hey there big boy! Just wanted to say thank you for saving me the other night in dreamland. I had a great time bonding with you and taking on my old high school town's police force. How we got to Spain so quick was beyond me. You truly are the best! I hope to see you soon.

When in LA...

The shirt must make her weigh less.

Must be an avid sexter.

I just wanna know if you can hillbilly tap dance on heroin.

Just playing devil's advocate.

I wouldn't. I'm not a violent person and would never hit my gf/wife ever. No matter who or what she is or has done. KB on the other hand, has a history of violent outbursts and would definitely be cocky enough to think he could lay hands on her.

Trained assassins don't go around killing civilian celebrities even if they're in a physical altercation.