I've seen this actually happen to a guy at bar. No joke. He went up to the jukebox, picked a couple of choice tracks, and made it about through the second one(which must have been his favorite of all time). At this point in the song, this guy has had god knows how many and is rocking all about, singing at the top of…

HOT FIRE!!! +1

Just like the guy above wishing for different angles of the JFK assassination. I'd love to see where this guy went.

Gold. +1

Well, you need to be.

That was my only thought on most of this. I was like; "But...but...but...he...he wasted a BEER!!!!!!"

jesus

90's must have fashion from the eye's of kid born in 1987: Airwalks, JNCOS, wallet with ball chain to belt-loop, Walkman(the foam around the headphones need to be slightly to moderately distressed)w/ KoRn or Chumbawamba inserted, bowl haircut with the underneath shaved, and left ear pierced. I've always had a little…

I do this from time to time.

hahaha!!!

James Hetfield is not impressed.

Officer: "Mr. Sortland?"

Recently I just met a nice young lady on Tinder. Everything was going great right up until she said she had just moved back from China after two years away. Naturally, I asked where she lived and what was the weirdest thing she had consumed.

I want to make fun of the jersey and then I remember I am a Pacers fan.

both?

Dear God that was fucking perfect.

Nothing wrong with a little A'la Carte right? One order of the green muff(in) for Da Coach to go!!!

If Boogie isn't an All-Star this year I'm declaring America officially no fun.

Before I get started...I know this is going to sound extremely vain and horribly petty, but it's not for me. I sincerely want woman's opinion/advice on this. Ok...

They all should consider themselves lucky that not a single soul knew how to throw a punch. Chumps.