typicaljerk
TypicalJerk
typicaljerk

THERE IT GOES!!!!

Who the hell taught all those men how to fight? Miserable. Just pathetic.

...tight panties everywhere...

After going and seeing the Pacers play tonight, I've been rebuffed on how bad it can actually get after seeing this.

+1

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I'm laughing pretty hard at this.

Right? Fuck crutches too though. I'm not using those for anything more than house transit. WHEELCHAIRS FTW!!!!

YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL NOW!!!!

Possible. It's 5pm or so here. If my hazy memory serves, I was still had two more hours in my afternoon drunkcosis before I woke to hit Kirkwood. Of course, the soccer team was the only thing to shake a stick at then.

Why didn't they do this when I was in school? I would have actually gone into the games instead of just tailgating. HOO...HOO...HOO...HOOSIERS!!!

Holy Hell

I see what you did there.

So my EX is in San Fran now, 'eh?

At the very lest.

And hello to you as well fellow JERK!

Hello fellow JERK.

I'm not going to disagree with you on that. Though I will say that I never cognitively thought that. It's a safe bet to assume Heineken is brewed else where now. Could be wrong tho.

The thing with Heineken and myself is the odor Heineken displays. It smells somewhat like marijuana. Now I know that hop's closet realtive in the botany world is marijuana. Completely makes sense. So as a smoker, if I'm at a bar and begin to jones for small pipe or joint, but none is to be had, I'll go ahead and order

There's a joke about an ass crack and a debit card in here somewhere.