I'm hungover/drunk still and this photo made me puke. True story.

I went with the 20 cent tipper anyway.

Safe to say we all have Stockholm Syndrome w/ the NFL.

Everything truly is BIGGER in Texas.

Interumble? (Tho the fumble was first, so it's not that. I just wanted to type that.)

Umm...Cinnamon Life? Number one. I've made it through multiple music festivals because of them.

That should be 100 fantasy points.

I'm just glad that I'm not the only one who jumped up and screamed "Whatcha' gonna do, Brother?!?!?!"

That is a shit head. Ladies and Gents.

As an Indianapolis native and die-hard Colts fan: I want him to hit him so hard that he sprains his ankle.

Brian Knobbs sees your hand, raises you a Nasty.

Luckily it's Florida and all the painkillers are readily available.

Who is the biggest JERK?

+1 Literally lol'd

Some days you are just supposed to die. And die you shall.

See. back to Shrimp-Zilla from earlier, FUCK WATER! I've been face to face with a barracuda in the Bahamas snorkeling. I Phelps'ed it back to shore so fucking fast and I stayed there. Earlier in the trip some dude fell out of the kayak during one of those cute little excursions and ended up with-a-not-so-cute sea…

Well, I feel worse now for just being Human and able to read this. I kicked a beaver in the mouth once while on a run and being under fire from it . I've snapped a goose's neck once with a large stick because I was being attacked. I've stabbed a possum with a pitchfork after shooting it several times(those things…

I miss the 90's. Can we go back?

Vlade doing the Joey Crawford is now one the best things I've ever seen. *or was Joey doing the Vlade? I don't know. I'll let you guys decide.*

Ditto