This is why I get claustrophobic in water I can't see in. HELL NO!!! Hell no.

The NCAA will always find a way to ruin someone's good time. Fucking leeches.

Sorry Daddy Vader didn't share his helmet secrets with you. How's whacking it with the bionic hand?

It's called a jack and coke and a Valium. 1+1= Happy Troof. Aloof Troof. Asleep Troof. Quit SCREAMING on the board Troof.

I've always thought Stuart Scott and The Lazy Eye was the best punk band name ever. I don't know if they exist or not, but they should.

God Bless Marijuana.

Easy on the loud music man. I'm trying to space out to some tunezz and play air drums as I drive 65 on the interstate. Oh...yea...you're right. Fuck me.

Everywhere in Indianapolis. Everywhere. And you know, what the hell is the point of these things? You have to supply your own kegs, you have to rent the mobilebar, pay the guy steering you right into the most inconvenient areas to be doing said shit-show, and to top it off; YOU'RE FUCKING BICYCLING WHILE ATTEMPTING TO…