GENTS: THIS DOES NOT WORK ON NEWER CARS. I totally missed the first slide thanks to my Netscape browser not supporting full frames, so I went out into my garage, grabbed my scalpel, alligator clips, and a nice bottle of 1968 Chateu Marmont (as any sophisticated man in my position would do), and headed out to my…
There wasn't a big enough facepalm picture on the Internet to show just how stupid I felt when I read his tweet. Something about "glass houses" is coming to mind. Jeezus.
THANK YOU. I actually tried to sit through this, and finally fast forwarded to 3:30 for the "holy sh*t" moment and it was exactly the same as the previous 3 and a half minutes. WTF Guiz? Is it Free Mushroom Tea Thursday over there are something?
What's in the balls?! TELL ME WHAT'S IN THE BALLLLLLLLLLLLLS!!!!!!!!!!?!??!?!!
My name dictates that I must hate this Jeepish monstrosity, and solemnly swear to the original turbo AWD SUV of DOOM. It is eerily badass looking though.
All I read was:
@Sir Sonoma That comment is pure Wunderbar. Kudos and Camaros to you sir.
The EN-V stands for "Extremely Neutered - Vehiclethatforoncecannotbecons...."
I've never had a cup of coffee in my life. This may change that milestone.
I believe that kit also comes with a 3 pound ziplock bag of flour with the words "Columbian Pure" scribbled in Magic Marker on it. It stays velcro'd to the passenger seat and rides shotgun next to the branded "Bausch & Lambo Aviator" knock-off sunglasses that are perfectly perched on top of the bag.
Looks like this guy better get to chugging...
She looks Alanis Morisette? That's a little too ironic, don't-cha think?
This just makes me realize how much I take NHRA racing for granted. I was born, and still reside in Gainesville, FL; home of the GatorNationals and some of the best NHRA racing there is. How many times have I gone? Once, yet I'm there for test n' tune for street cars every week. This post has pulled my head out of my…
Jesus, do these insurgent suburban rebels have no shame? A 75 year old man with a bad hip can't even hop in his Hoveround to hit the Circle K for some Geritol without having to take an I.E.D. up the old Metamucil chute? Isn't there something in the Geneva Convention that outlaws this? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
By the very definition of a "Brazilian", they're all driving with nothing "down there". Too bad the photo is so blurry. I can't even tell how good of a wax job that thing has.
Was just about to say, I ordered 4 of these like 2 years ago for maybe 3 dollars a pop. I gave them away and kept one for my golf bag.
