“Don...let’s have sex.”

“Black people get banned from Facebook like this, white people get banned from Facebook like... hmm.”

Tell them I’m a big fan, and ask to hang off their bicep?

Well that settles it, the Rock is about to get sexually harassed by a number of confused executives.

That’s where the phrase “This is where I came in” originated. It was more in the era before people had TVs they’d go to the theater for the air conditioning watch a cartoon a newsreel a serial and then the feature. There were also ashtrays

All this review does is make me miss Scenic Routes again.

Awful statue, but still no match for Cristiano Ronaldo’s.

Her song choice is a great character beat. It makes no sense either for torture or in context as her role as someone trying to “help.” Essentially, it’s as if she brushed up quickly on annoying human tendencies, saw that bad karaoke was a thing, and decided to do it with a cliche song. At the same time it also…

“Will the Jaguars ever win the Super Bowl??”

Aristotle and Plato, but yes.

Can’t agree. Every bit of stupidity is killing it at the moment. The sheer joy when he got the sparkler was amazing.

This is why I’m still here, despite it all. Because the AV Club is the only place where this sentence can exist.

Respectfully disagree, Mr. Vag

Whatever happens, this series must end with Mindy getting her cocaine.

I’m looking forward to Michael and Eleanor being on the same team - the quick look between them when Vicky started singing sold me completely. This episode felt like a lot of set up, but I guess every week can’t end on a ‘what?!’ note.

. . . and a woman.

I believe she also has “The Making of Cannonball Run II”

I also rewatched S1 recently and did not expect Jason’s boogie board theft story to get a follow up. Next season will we find out what happened after the tires were slashed?

There are so many great details and jokes in this show, but I still love how quickly Eleanor tends to go along with anyone’s suggestions—which are often her mistaken impressions that someone wants sex, but in this case was watching Cannonball Run 2 and immediately wanting a quick recap of the first one.

Whispering: “Thank you, magic wizard!”