Stupid movies need the most attention!

now this is some good pathos

You can’t just tease us about dishing on your adult store career, share some stories!

See, this guy gets it.

lets be honest: the real travesty and tragedy in reading this article is the fact that it makes me use the kinja site to do it. Oh, how I wish my story about my awful movie had been 6 mos ago on the old AV site....but I guess we can’t all get what we want all the time eh?

Alex probably won’t want to write many more articles like this when he finds out I turned his article into a direct-to-video movie. Now excuse me while I write a scene for my current girlfriend, who will be listed in the credits as “topless commenter #3".

I have two Grandfathers who happened to be close friends, who met after the war. One joined the Army before the war started and fought in North Africa and Europe with the Army Air Corps. He was essentially part of the airfield crew and saw little combat. (A glorified fireman, he said.)

Ok, ok. We get it. You’re still into a thing that should’ve been over by the late 90's, you feel the FBI is out to get you & your leaders, and you’re probably sticky to the touch. But why did you have to schedule your rally the same weekend as the Juggalos?

Haha, the Insane Clown Posse had a bigger rally than Trump.

That’s a fantastic line.

Well, since everyone went to see American Assassin, I’m guessing they were hoping a scene in which Jesus (holding a machine gun) kicks down a door, then announces “I died for you. Now it’s your turn, bitches”. That’s how allegories work, yes?

I swung by here this morning and was informed I had infinite notifications, so that was cool.

Katie, your continual accusations of CK are bordering on slander here. No one has accused him directly, Kirkman has admitted that she wasn’t talking about him, and I feel like you took Tig’s comments out of context. She was stating that she felt he should address the issues, not that she knew he did them. Now, I’m a…

“Dodging an incriminating question, or refusing to give credence to rumors?”

I couldn’t not.

Well, you know how those Russian tailors are. Nearly as impatient to get you out of your clothes as to get you into new ones.

I laughed so damn hard at this episode.

I’m busy Channing right now, can you come back Tatum?

“Thanks, Channing! Love half of your movies!”

Wow, Todd’s defying of his one note joke status is really subtle and a great catch by the author!