Doom vs. Black Panther. That’s a fight I want to see.

Imagine, instead of whatever the heck HBO is doing with Watchmen, if they bought the rights to make an ongoing FF series? 10-ep seasons with big budgets. Hew closely to the mythos. S1: origin, intro to Doom, trying to cure Ben. S2: Galactus/Silver Surfer. It would be the greatest thing in the history of things.

I’m still holding out for a full-on Lovecraftian cosmic horror season.

You are, of course, completely wrong. There can only be one.

We all know where this is going, best to get it out of the way now:

honestly though? who’ll watch the watchmen?

How about less Misty Knight and more Moon Knight?

So Marvel is blowing away even my wildest expectations by kicking the movie off with a totally coincidental “and then a hero appears” macguffin?

Duly noted.

That’s...so...beautiful!

I would buy tickets to see that NOW.

I know we all want Eva Green in a bird headdress playing the Sorceress. The real question is who should the Rock play, He-Man or Skeletor?

John Waters needs to do this movie. And it needs to be super campy, trashy and super gay.

They’re not not white, so GawkeRage.

Of what relevance to anything is the color of the people in the trailer?

I love shows like this because the characters are the mysteries - everyone’s an inch wide and a mile deep. I cannot wait for the zany shit they pull out with Grundy.

This is the worst rendition of Archie vs Predator to date.

(The double-standard is reinforced by the way Archie’s relationship with a teacher is presented in a mostly positive way rather than the clear case of an adult taking advantage of a kid that it is.)

Most people already know this. You must be really fun at parties.

Well if it’s not a song, what is it? A 1969 Charger? A hibiscus? A refreshing lemon tea? You just said the dumbest shit I’ve seen in days.