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Personally, if we’re going biblical, I like to think of Trump as an epic pulling of the rug out from under the Christians that God tired of. They saw what was doing in their name, and figuring themselves boxed in by that compact via rainbow after the flood, decided to see just how far they’d really go given the right

He’d finally get what he wanted, everyone would have to compare him to a King.

I completely spaced on Hulk, I always forget that’s still considered MCU proper. As for Garfield’s Spidey, I personally like to willfully forget that happened.

I don’t necessarily agree, her performance at times have been underwhelming and she hasn’t been in the last 2 Thor films. I think the time of Jane Foster could have been recast. I do hope in the end that I’m seeing and she’s wonderful, but she seemed, disinterested (?) in the previous Thor movies, I don’t know if that

*cough* war machine

This is absolutely correct. I mourn the loss of my precious jacket pockets each summer and iced coffee is for the fucking birds. 

On who though? Us to set if we’d watch this and pay money for it? The actors to see of they’d actually do this? The director and crew to see if they could get out with their sanity? The studio executives that have to fight the cognitive dissonance of knowing this will make money yet watching footage that is turned in

Maybe he just has good sense, I wouldn’t want to look anyone in that room in the eye. I mean, even if you skip over family who hangs around your house? Stephen Miller and Mick Mulvaney? Fuck that noise.

There’s always Tiffany...

On other hand, they apparently found pictures labeled something like “ young nude” in a safe. Perhaps he got cocky, which made him sloppy and he didn’t squirrel his blackmail material away as well as we might think.

While the Catholic Church is objectively horrible at times, I do not think it’s apples to apples to compare a foundational western religion to some sci-fi writer’s absurdly successful tax dodge. It seems highly reductive to simply boil it down to “they both believe stories and have done terrible things.” I think what

Depending on what’s up, which I don’t want to assume as it wasn’t offered directly, it might be the difficulty in constantly retelling. Sometimes when patients have memory issues their family is forced to “break” that news at every single visit, which from the perspective of the patient, is brand new and thus, no less

I think if he stroked out, Tiffany Trump would finally take her moment. At least, that's how I like to imagine it.

He’s going to die just like the American Royalty he so desperately wants to be. Bloated and on a gaudy toilet.

One night, in college he rode in on his eco-friendly electric unicorn telling me about his dual PhDs in clean coal and cold fusion, nice guy. Might have just been hallucinogens though.

How can we get you into the next debate?

1000-1: Don Jr Kimberly Gilfoyle Sex Tale Leaked blinding the entire White House while Pence was preparing to leave. As the only sighted member of the administration remaining, he must now return to act as the White House seeing eye dog.