He found a new assistant who knew better than to offer some lousy cold-cuts.

I can’t tell. What Pontiac is that at the top of the post? At the risk of being an echo, here’s a G8 listing for $12.9K

944 Turbo.

Because V12 coupe

Because...obscene body kits!

Miata killer !

BRONCO!!

All roads already lead to the OSU Nation!

Yup, this right here is a feeling I get sometimes with my car. It’s a little brash, a little unconventional and temperamental at times when you’re trying your best to not attract any attention.

Pulling out of my parking space at Kohl’s, my Firebird making all sorts of cacophony out of the free flowing exhaust, and a…

Sorry guys, I want to READ your thoughts on cars silently at my desk, not listen to them in some shitty video clip.

Kristen, if you keep this up it will take very little time for you to replace Patrick as my can’t miss article writer. You daily a 14 year old AMG, your Jalop cred it 840 points, I have a feeling this is the perfect place for you.

And with that please give a warm Jalopnik welcome to our new staff writer, Kristen Lee. She comes to us from a small regional print newsletter called Road & Track and DDs a car as powerful as approximately 15 Baja Bugs. She’ll do great around here.

Condom of cars?

I still think the C5 is a sneakily pretty car. It’s hard to explain why.

How did those 911 RSRs do yesterday?

I get what you’r saying, but Ford fully intended the GT to be a road car as well as a race car. Not sure how they could have done that if they made it an LMP1.

This is the view from the #68 Ford shortly after Joey Hand executed the pass.

Butthurt much?