This was the first time I literally said “yass queen” upon reading something.

“How dare she force me to look at breasts that are older than 25"

I don’t think she necessarily had maintenance. Or at least it was subtle as fuck. Agree with the rest; just had to defend boob.

I absolutely LOVE that she didn’t apologize and gave zero fucks about his opinion. I hope that tweet of hers gave him the vapors.

How is she just eternally stacked? We’re not worthy.

Well I’m sure she’s had maintenance performed on em.

She did have a relationship with Bowie so maybe it was a shoutout. REMEMBER THESE?

Susan burned him to ashes. She looks smashing and she can go like that every day to grocery store. BTW her bra is black, so...

Susan Sarandon is a queen and Piers Morgan needs to grovel at her feet like the peasant he is. That tbt tweet, my God, she's amazing.

All I can think about, having lived in a 3-level townhouse before, is the novelty of stairs wearing off. Especially when your bathroom is on the middle floor and you live mostly downstairs.

Agreed. Second best thing to come out was the tooth

She is the best thing to come out of the Real Housewives franchise and that is not a statement I make lightly.

GIMME PIZZA YOU OLD TROLL

Her insults are quite creative and articulate.

Yes I love her.

As someone who does not have raise or have a child that interacts with Milania, I absolutely love her.

A giant croquembouche!

It’s my dream princess dress from when I was seven. I mean, if you’re gonna marry the guy old enough to be your grandpa whose smile is that of a shark’s, might as well just ramp it up.

Best I could find. There wasn’t a lot of hi-res photography in 1994.