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Yeah, that is a very nice and almost Picassoesque forge. I have an almost six year old and I like his pictures but NFW. He drew this a month or two ago and I love it.

That may be. I’ve worked with eight year olds to paint self portraits that I’m proud to have guided. By “guided” I mean teaching them how to measure, compare color/tones and think about the overall composition. It was a project that took several days to do, and about an hour and a half per session. They all made

I think you might be right. My son just did something like this in art class. He’s in 1st grade and brought home this really nice (for a 7 year old) self portrait. I asked him how he did it and he said they drew it very slow, one step at a time

Um go child Mindymoo! I did a whole project on different art styles because a four year old said that art must be pretty things inside the lines. (She was jealous of her twin’s work) It was one of my favorite extensive studies. Here was that girl’s portrait of Van Gogh.

Nope, she didn’t draw it.

But who drew it, then? [chilling music flares in background]

It may have been a guided art project. I did self portraits with my class of 5 year older where I’d have 4 of them at a table with mirrors. I’d ask them to start by drawing the shape of their head. Then to look in the mirror and draw one thing at a time while saying stuff like “what shape are your eyes?” “What about

Yeah, the facial features do not look like a five-year-old’s drawing.

This wedding looks boring as fuck for $31 million. If I were given this budget, I’d rent a giant cruise ship for me and all my guests and have the wedding on that, on our way to some caribbean island. I’d have all my favorite foods: soup dumplings, tacos, mashed potatoes, Hot Fried Chicken from Hattie B’s, mini

Not just cake horses but cake unicorns:

Haha! I’ll consider it my good deed for the day. Money can't buy you a tequila tolerance...

That cake is lame! It’s basically made up of the most boring cakes ever, plus some hand-built carousel. I was expecting like cake horses and stuff.

Have you guys read Crazy Rich Asians? Y’all need to read Crazy Rich Asians.

Ahhhhhhhh. Bliss emoji.

An Adam Sandler film costs a hundred million dollars. No special effects, no lavish sets or location, just Sandler slacking with his buddies film after film. They made Lord of the Rings for the same budget and employed thousands of people in New Zealand in the process.

They are both unbelievably gorgeous human beings but they must be terrible with money as that wedding really doesn’t look like anything that special.

If she’s an actress singer and model how is she China’s Kim Kardashian?

For even 1 million, I expect better lighting and a veil that doesn’t need thirty seconds of fixing. or her own veil fixer in an invisibility cloak. i’ve been to prettier 80,000 dollar weddings (outrageous, but at least they made the most of it.) I don’t know that the 31 million figure makes any goddamn sense.