On a serious note, this is exactly why so much violence is associated with the illegal drug trade. Get ripped off? There is no recourse within the legal system. One's first, fastest, and easiest form of justice is beating or shooting him that done you wrong.

Never understood why people look back on that era like it was some Golden Age. (If anything it was a very thin layer of gold paint made with lead that was being chipped way.)

looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

Actually, no. Someone in the video yelled something possibly offensive about Malaysia Airlines and I was wondering A) what they were trying to say and B) Which said said it. But thanks for the insightful comment though!

That's what the synagogue where I teach did when they showed up. When I was little everyone would freak out if some random teenager drew a swastika in chalk down the block, but when Westboro sauntered up to remind us all that God hates kikes all the kids were told: don't react at all, they're a bunch of dorks who want…

I wholeheartedly approve of this never-lethal method of crowd control. Much better than getting violent.

Let's all take a moment to appreciate Oklahoma's method of crowd control: half-heartedly rolling a bicycle at people.

Sure, you can spell assclown without WBC but you can't think it.

Damn, Mr. White. Such crafty.

Wait, I can't even get mad at this woman because I ain't paying no $40 for seeds and residue. Seeds and residue??? Oh, the indignity. He'd be calling the police by the time I was done whooping his ass.

In 7th grade, I witnessed an irate student going up to the vice principal complaining about someone stealing his Copenhagen dipping tobacco. The principal warned him twice that he should not be talking about it. When the fool would not shut up, the principal suspended both of them.

Oh how silly! Now we have to put her in prison for buying $40 worth of bad weed! Ahaha! But first we have to pay for her lawyer! Ohohoho! And then we have to pay for court fees! Heeheehee! And pay the cops overtime for arresting her! Ahahaha!

I was being hyperbolic. That tends to happen on the internet. My inability to stomach the show has ended one relationship ever— with a bro-friend of a friend, who kept saying things like, "Women in the workforce has destroyed America and that's why Mad Men is so great. Because people can watch that and then they'll…

It just goes to show how very sheltered this woman is, if the worst example of miscegenation she can think of is when two different kinds of White people hook up.

The amazing part is that she's from Ukraine. Stalin didn't die until 1953 and Khrushchev's secret speech (generally regarding as the turning point away from Stalinism) wasn't until 1956. So she is literally glorifying an era in which millions were killed in the gulags of the Soviet Union.

Nationalism is ridiculous, but even moreso when it's coming from terrible countries. Russia blows. The laws are medieval, the drivers are drunk, the czars are shirtless, the roads are mud, the fashion is awful, and it's fucking freezing. If I lived in Russia I'd fuck whoever I had to to get out.

Absolutely. If you're looking for a good litmus test for listening to people's political opinions, a great choice is listening first to the way they consider the past (any time in the past, really, but the post-WWII era especially). If your interpretation of the past is that it was golden, you probably have some ideas…

People who romanticizing the 50's and 60's are the worst. I can understand praising those time periods if you're a straight, Christian white able-bodied male, but if you're anything outside of that, you need to A) love yourself and B) educate yourself, most importantly.

I think we can all agree that Russian-Armenian miscegenation is the root of all evil. I mean, good God, who wants to see Armenian man-nose on a little girl? Thank you, extremely-limited-worldview-Barbie, for giving voice to the downtrodden.