Thank you! Finally! The recognition I deserve. You are a good and kind person. People like you are the reason I bother to carry a plastic bag around at all.

It's ok. They were secretly filming you in anticipation of uploading it to youtube later that night. Everyone in the comments section said ewwww.

And you know, people really don't give vomiters enough credit. At least for me, I could make it so much worse for everybody, I could have just puked on the table during lunch in that crowded Viennese restaurant, but did I? No, I ran as fast as I could to the most unobtrusive spot possible. Did I get a thank you? No,…

VACCINES GAVE YOUR CAT AUTISM. LOOK INTO YOUR HEART, YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE.

The truly amazing thing for me is how many of these people will openly admit that no matter what evidence is put before them, they will not change their opinions. They're PROUD of their ignorance. It's staggering.

My dad thinks the US government is a "puppet government" of the Mexican government. I win.

Another lovely aspect of Agenda 21, which I have actually heard at a municipal meeting: improving water meter technology will allow the U.N., and especially Obama (because he's got nothing better to do, I guess), to spy on your house and determine how many people are living there due to your level of water…

I had a mad mad mad mad crush on a boy — after the first night out with him, I was swooning around and telling my friends in a singsong voice that I had met the guy I was going to marry. Smart, funny, atheist, didn't want kids, other compatible issues, as well as being smokin' hot. The romance didn't work, but we…

As someone in cancer research that second question is one of the few things you can get me passionate about. I'm a pretty mellow guy but try to tell me that we're covering up the cure for "cancer" and I'll go off on you.

There is no reason not to have all four 3rd molars extracted in one procedure. The most danger comes from the general anesthesia, so having to be put under only once would be preferable to having to be put under multiple times.

Sadly, I have a couple of well-educated dear friends who are in the "vaccines=bad" camp.

Oy. Be comforted by this—your mother doesn't appear to be advocating for raw milk in lieu of vaccines which, I shit you not, I saw someone from high school doing on FB. fun fact!! Did you ALSO know that raw milk lowers your chances of allergies and that the FDA pasteurize milk so that you will develop allergies and…

I am right now in the midst of an online internet troll-style argument with my own mother over whether or not UHT pasteurized milk is bad for you. Spoiler alert: it isn't. But go try to tell that to my mom, who sent me this uber-bullshit article about how the ultra-high temperature "kills the natural enzymes" in raw…

I would be laughing if this didn't want to make me start sobbing.

I don't know. My sister's husband's neighbor's wife got her kid a vaccine, and it gave their kid ebola. It's not really the same as autism, but if they can give a kid ebola, y'know?

I'm only letting my kids get organic vaccines just in case. Because it's my kids.

"Ugh, what is going on?"

She's a LOT more innocent than I was at that age...I love Tina. I think she makes people uncomfortable because we're not used to seeing teenage girls on TV act and feel like teenage girls actually act and feel. Teenage boys are allowed to be hormonal on TV but not girls.

As a Chicagoan, all i can say is:

MUCH MAGIC