Yep, this is how I learned chloromethylisothiazolinone. This knowledge won me a ‘longest word’ competition in second grade.

Nah, we’re always gonna shorten shit, Pinko.

Thanks for the recc!! Read this thread maybe 15 minutes before sitting down to netflix.... amazing!!

I can’t smell it! I wish I could, because I wanna know what it smells like.

Hmm, interesting. I work for gut microbiome researchers, I’ll ask them what they think.

I have tendonitis too.

Not hating, but... I don’t understand that reaction at all.

Sames; stevia is awful, but cilantro is the shit.

Yeah, I drink diet soda. Because I’m dieting. Because I’m overweight. Not the other way round. ;)

AH MY GAHD ANGELA ANACONDA!!!!! /runsawaytodownloadnostalgia

I know people who dropped out of school who make $200k plus. This is Australia; earning capacity is not as tied to education as it might be elsewhere.

So you’ve never heard of on-the-job training?

Haha sames. Sometimes I make a huge puddle before I realise...

Commenting to add: If you use sweetened condensed milk at the end, you get Malaysian ‘Kopi Ais’ which is pretty much the god of all coffees :)

This is the best-told hangover story ever.

For reals. Just thinking about deciding on caterers makes me SO GLAD we have an inclusive venue package.

Even in small markets. Our city is less than 300,000 population, but there are 4 (4 total!) venues that can hold 150 guests. We got our desired venue, but we had two dates to choose from that worked for us (had to be July/August 2016) and one is my fiance’s birthday.

This comment is perfect. :)

::Shares a mutual look with you across the room::

Except this woman clearly didn’t want a homebirth, so the words, in the order you’ve written them, are sorta irrelevant.