Seriously!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't believe all the talky bullshit that we carry on with in therapy. Like, I've gotten a lot out of it. But seriously. The best you can do for me is "Try not to think about it." with an acknowledgement that this will be a lifelong mission of trying-not-to-think-about-it with no guarantee of…

Unfortunately, yes—everyone knows about the skinny-dipping accident. Lol.

They do, but they're pretty rare. Sometimes they are given to first time menstruators with the assumption that once you've got the hang of it, you'll begin using regular ones.

Real Talk: your American tampons are amazing. I got caught out at six flags, and all they had was tampons, which at first was annoying (applicator tampons are rare here in Aussieland) but when I used them I was totally sold. The plastic was sparkly pearly purple and they smelled nice!? Sign me up! I've been…

Ariana has a rebuttal for you:

Ironic nickname, like Little John?

Nice try, Ariana.

Haha, and now a short one:

Wow, I have sooo many weird stories, it's hard to pick.

Oh. My. GAWWWWD!

Is it just me.... or does he look like a totally different person on those CNN photos?

That top gown is just fucking PERFECT

Do you ever cut the ears and head skin off a mouse and put it on your finger like a little mouse hat? (I do sometimes)

LOL seriously? I have never done that in my life. Occasionally I will wipe down the walls if they're grotty. Floor gets washed like other floors. Most of the toilet-cleaning is focused on the actual toilet. Because it's the only thing that's actually dirty.

The lid should be left open, because who the hell cares. Besides germaphobes, I guess.

Srsly! This could be a real picture of me, age 14-21. Unfortunately I have more acne now. :/

I would rock some William Morris.

It is pretty uncommon in that context, at least where I'm from! I had to check a dictionary, because it seemed like a mistake but then was used multiple times.

Shingles is crazy!