Triple post. :(

Duh, Bieber, you're meant to snort the coke first, then turn into an arsehole.

Biologically speaking, you don't have a clue what your talking about.

Right? They're both smart, and with their powers combined, would have made an extremely politically powerful couple. Gahhhhh

Right? This post was particularly timely for me.

Yeahhhhhh but then after he goes down he wants to make out with me some more (because he always makes me cum first) which means I have to taste my own stank sweaty morning pussy juice.

I totally came here to post the same thing, but then I saw that they did the pandaren as Belle, not Mulan, and I was like 'Huh'. Now I wish I could just forget all the other crappy disney thingers and just believe this is the only set.

But but but... Puma and Cougar are just different names for the same species! I just turned 30 today?!! TELL ME I'M NOT A COUGAR ALREADY CRIPES

Sooooo... Does anyone else have a secret wedding board on Pinterest?

Tomorrow I turn 30. Totally doing this this year! Thanks Jez. :)

There is a good GoT joke in there for 18 years from now, too.

Can we please talk about the Pattinson Dior shot involving the bedsheet? I have lots of feelings about it.

Haha I love that pub. Especially the upstairs bit! http://www.3wisemonkeys.com.au/

Maybe I wasn't clear - but I am moving towards this goal - and fast - and that's what's so scary! Also maybe just a little bit of grass-is-greener-especially-unrealistic-fantasy-grass. ;)

Uuuuaaaaaargh thank you. :) I'm sure my life will be super awesome, probably! I hope you have a great wedding!!! xo

I'm freaking out!
I'm a few days off thirty. I'm about to leave my job in cool big city, and get a job in sleepy but okay home town. I wanna be closer to family, but also rad nerd boyfriend who I will immediately move in with in intermediate dream house. We will straight away start nesting, which will certainly involve…

I'm freaking out!
I'm a few days off thirty. I'm about to leave my job in cool big city, and get a job in sleepy but okay home town. I wanna be closer to family, but also rad nerd boyfriend who I will immediately move in with in intermediate dream house. We will straight away start nesting, which will certainly involve…

I'm freaking out!
I'm a few days off thirty. I'm about to leave my job in cool big city, and get a job in sleepy but okay home town. I wanna be closer to family, but also rad nerd boyfriend who I will immediately move in with in intermediate dream house. We will straight away start nesting, which will certainly involve…

The gyrating one... there be dragons in them thar trousers

No bunching over here - but if you engage in body shaming on a feminist website, you're usually going to get called on it. Which, I assume, us why you posted it.