tylrfordboy357
You had fordboy357 at "meat tornado"
tylrfordboy357

Hell this could be an awesome idea for a gated community, there are already golf course communities, communities with pools, tennis courts, etc... A community with a shared car shop with lifts, tools, and stuff would be an awesome place to live in.

Sure it wasnt a Lambo?

Donald Trump: “When I am president our Naval ships will sneak up on land based missiles and destroy them before they can be launched.”

Descending order of universal sympathy:

The Irish dilemma. If you have a potato do you eat it now or wait for it to ferment and drink it.

A junk in the trunk man I see!

Official That Guy™ Comment.

So this means it’s not like he’s stuck in second gear anymore

I remember working at a dyno shop when the 390 whp of the 03 cobras was a big deal.

Yeah, but what style of plastic fake flower did they have in the dash vase?

(Gas Prices in) The South Shall Rise Again!

It advances the world of beer advertising though...

Flashing red and blues are serious.

My recollection is that most DeLoreans only had the 85mph speedo anyway, so maybe he had no clue how fast he was going.

Uhmmm... I didn’t do it officers... He... slipped and cut off his own... No? Shit...

“I wasn’t even supposed to be here today!”

Norfolk Southern Railway, the company which told organizers that there would be no traveling trains during the marathon, is looking into how a train traveled through the marathon.

Can’t get enough stars, won’t get enough stars.