Yup, just like skiing.

I had a Nicky Hayden poster on my bedroom wall back when he rode for Honda. It always dumbfounds me when these athletes in the most dangerous sports in the world are injured or killed doing the most mundane things.

Tell me about it.

My grandma had one. I thought the automatic seatbelts were so cool but I was always mortified to be driven to school in it.

I think the real lesson here is to never have children

Pornstache or nothing

What will the next hair style be?

git gud

They’re long gone.

Well, it was a V6 so...

Guilty?

Just a V6. Not a big loss

Nope. V6 with a flat black painted GT scoop. This was long before the Plastidip fad took off.

Yup. I actually sold them at a profit.

I wanted others to learn from my mistake

Those decreasing radius corners are a bitch

Neophobia: the fear of new things

Motorphobia: the fear of automobiles