Lol, sounds entertaining. I await photos!

Oh, I thought you had one. I “built” this thing while I was going to CCS, and it was definitely the wackiest thing in the parking garage.

Yeah. I got a couple 45 mpg tanks with ‘special driving techniques’, then put a boat tail on and got 40 mpg sustained, driving normally at 60 mph.

Thanks, it was a ton of fun and I even got my full 400 bucks out after a NPOCP on Jalopnik and a few months on CL. You might dig the last iteration before I sold it.

Them, too. Remember, DSM’s and rice were in the same part of the Venn Diagram for a while there. ;)

I would argue that it functions as a wheel assembly when on the vehicle, but there are definitely two distinct wheels on each side of the axle. “4x4" is as much a marketing term as when they put “Heavy Duty” decals on light duty (tonner) trucks.

Edit: As hammerheadfistpunch said,
“I’m not going to say you’re wrong...but…

Huh? Looks like six different wheels to me.

Pic?

Better than a Tapout t-shirt, no?

Detroit

Will it Rally?

I wouldn’t buy a newer GTI; they’re too big and bloated. But a Mk1 is a fine machine, and even Mk2's have a certain draw. They are real enthusiast cars. I don’t think power solves weight, but that’s how people seem to think these days. Plus, the GTI became a fashion item, much like the Mustang.

Interesting. Kind of all over the map there, bud.

As far as douchiest, burnout potential could be accounted for, and therefore the Mustang has the potential to be higher than the GTI, and WRX. But that’s obviously very subjective.

Yep

If I may ask, what did you drive before the WRX?

Yeahbut is a town in South Dakota. I’m sure ships sank without having dazzle paint jobs, too.

Man, that is one lazy camo job on that thing. At least post a nice one!

DAZZLE IS LIFE, YO

Slap a Grassroots Motorsports or SCCA sticker on the window. Boom- done.

Knowing is half the battle. -Former Volkswagen owner, then Honda Civic owner