You should've ordered headlight fluid and muffler bearings for your Rex.

Lol. Other countries....

What engine is in your car. If you ever get a part from Advance, Autozone, etc., they will ALWAYS ask what size engine you have, even if the part is the same for all trim levels.

Lol. Liters....

Not at Verizon, where I've been for years. This is pretty lame.

So this is on top of the cost of the upgrade?

Buy her lots of stuff until she says "You do too much for me, get something nice for yourself"

So THAT'S what those creepy little things are called? Why are they called peek-a-boo? They're not even looking at anything!

Dose asses

Bonus points for Legend of Zelda love.

Impressive. Most impressive.

Noooooooooooooooo!!!

That's only 12,000 miles a year. I do an average of 19,000/yr in my 1997 Ranger and I'm not getting rid of it. Maybe I'll have my own Jalopnik story when I'm 90.

He's Peeeeerry! Perry the platypuuuus!

No. No. That's not true. That's impossible!

Yeesh...

Senses of humor, they kill me.

I'm with you Mr. Cog. I may have misunderstood the QOTD at first, but these things do in fact ruin car shows.

Sorry, but that's the first image that comes to mind when I hear the words "car show"

Same here, pal! And they're always in front of a car whose owner is >55 years old. ALWAYS.