I was trying to find a Cobalt SS Sedan, but they dont seem to exist anymore

This is a high caliber post. It’s impossible to dodge the obvious faults you present. Frankly, someone should ram this thing out of its misery. Perhaps a challenger may appear one day to lead the legions of people in caravans; chargers who leap head first into this arduous journey, often having to dart around the…

6+ months?

I’ve posted this before, but it bears repeating.

Insert “your mom” joke here.

Ever since I saw one at a gas station when I was 9, after having just read about it in Road and Track.

Peugeot 504 wagon, bruh.

Step 1: buy blizzaks

Some day.....

Obligatory: Pretty sure it’s a Lambo, dude.

Here’s another one:

This is gonna be a great pilot episode for my new show “Law and Order: Special Vehicles Unit.”

This dude sounds insufferable. I hope he steps on Legos every morning.

Epiphany. We can fix the burnout problem quickly and easily while keeping the true spirit of Cars and Coffee alive.

I was going to log on and make the same joke just for shits and giggles but you got the runs here faster, flushing away my hope for lots of stars.

Update (9:53 a.m.): Diniz has just collapsed on the course.

Commentator, in crisp English accent: Folks at home may be asking themselves, “How will he finish?” And, well, Depends.

OF COURSE the million mile Toyota Tundra is beige.