Yes you are old fashioned.

More POKEMON NEWS GODDAMIT

or $666 if you're in the UK.

Text is red because it's a link? Try clicking on it. To see pictures of his wedding.

Somehow he managed to pull it off, though they look like the hate life.

I read this thread and immediately went to put up a picture of President Whitmore. I'm glad someone beat me to it. =)

Former Zynga "employee" here.

I like Scorpion's design but it doesn't feel like it's recognizable as Scorpion.

I worked at Best Buy over the holidays a year ago, and I was shocked to find out how many people didn't have internet. Now granted, I WAS working at Best Buy, so the customers aren't gonna be the most tech-savvy people in the world, to generalize, but it was still shocking how many people wanted to buy a console, but…

No, just a head.

The genre has become pretty oversaturated, but you can't blame them - it's one of the few genres that actually works on phones.

Stop in the name of BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

If only Nintendo would license out the Pokemon characters to Capcom for a special Monster Hunter game where you hunt realistic Pokemon! Or a pokemon game where you collect and wear clothes made out of the monsters themselves... oh, wait, Pokemon Reburst already exists! Game pls!

That's actually Green Arrow. But yes, he does look like Doom.

Well there's also Nintendo, Ouya and Gaming PCs but they all have their flaws as well.

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Mind if I join you? I may dust off my old MtG cards as well :P

How often are you watered and do they keep you in the window, or indirect sunlight?

its been a long time since the internet made me laugh.....

Why doesn't this article contain any jokes about Stir-Friday? (Archer? Anyone?)