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It sounds like a racial slur.

I assume Manafort's lawyers told him not to communicate with Trump at all while they're hashing out his immunity for testimony deal with the Feds.

That's true you don't want to wind up with a dick growing out of someplace besides your crotch or nose.

A few years? You certainly have a lot more faith in this administration than I do.

I see a version of Operation with Vault Boy as the patient is also coming out later this month. I'll have to buy…for my 4 year old son…

[audience hoots and hollers; someone screams, "Yeah, Davos!"]

Nonsense! Comcast is building the tallest building in the Western Hemisphere (outside Chicago or Manhattan) just two blocks from my office. If they were doing so badly would they really sink hundreds of millions of dollars into a vanity project!?

Did you check the top shelf of the toilet?

I see you've moved on from chugging wine to milk of the poppy.

So…Lenin style?

And I was just joking about the fact that the Jill Stein loon coalition had no problem embracing the anti-vaccine child murderer squad.

That person probably also takes a lot of unregulated dietary supplements because Big Pharma is slowly killing us all so…

I'd prefer he get taken out Rasputin style rather than Romanov style. Rolled up in a carpet being eaten by catfish on the bottom of the Potomac sounds to be just about what he deserves.

They're working on it along with a web crawler that will link your account to any professional email address that uses your real name!

They probably know going after the Russians would be a god way to end up randomly stabbed 40 times on the street by a mysteriously buff eastern European homeless man.

Thank god they're not kidnappers. They'd be sending pics of the victim's dismembered corpse with a note, "Pay us a million dollars if you want to see your loved one alive again."

I assume if there was a concordance to the exec emails that the word cocksucker would appear most frequently.

"And I thought this terminal brain cancer sucked!"

I'm not surprised Detroit did so poorly. The trailers for it have been inscrutable. It's hard to get people to go see your movie when they have no idea what it's supposed to be about.

I could've but given its the first time in 6 months I've gotten to go to the theater I saw Baby Driver. It was joyous. Probably the only movie with a bunch of car chases I've ever seen where I wanted even more car chases.