And in the header shot Brolin is playing an unsuccessful middle aged EDM DJ who thinks it's ok to hit on 16 year olds.

It's clearly called that because when you're using it you can't help but have "Rock Me Like A Hurricane" stuck in your head since you feel so fucking badass.

I hope if his investigation leads to impeachment that the Senate sets aside $20-$30 million dollars to give Mueller a classical Roman triumph where he is taken down the Capital Mall in a garland of laurels in full toga on a chariot pulled by 8 white horses.

Pickle was all set to sign the papers for his own show but then Trump was using the urinal next to him and saw how much better endowed the kid was than him and immediately had security escort Pickle out.

Except of course the people on Russian state propoganda can speak grammatically correct English if need be.

Samuel L. Jackson would like a word with you.

Unfortunately the bed from Death Bed: The Bed That Eats was stolen by crackheads and sold for $3.64 of scrap metal.

[group of burly men comes up to Wopat in prison shower; Wopat begins ineffectually flapping arms]

It's true! A friend of mine has a Krampus party every December with lots of kinds of German sausage.

The tag line can be, "The Hippocratic oath wears a badge…and a vagina!"

Even Russians wouldn't go to a shithole like WV.

That's the same thing Trump said when he found a Russian prostitute that offered both piss and lactation play.

Sorry. I thought I was making an anorexia joke. I always get those two mixed up.

Probably not a problem with her as it appears the food goes out the same hole it goes in.

The best thing I read in a review for this movie is that McConaughey seems to be playing the same character as in those Lincoln commercials.

While no doubt ignoring the fact that most of the reviews I read cite Elba as about the only bright spot in the entire mess.

There are other worlds than this…

"Who will adore each other?"

Why do I ever break my own fucking rules and give someone the benefit of the doubt!?

Sounds like these athletes flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami.