He should've just pointed out, "I can bend my knee but the rest of the North won't give a fuck and will most likely straight up murder me if I try to go back after pledging loyalty to you."

After dragging Bran around for a thousand miles north of the wall why isn't Meera as buff as the Mountain at this point? She should look like she could crush a man's skill with her bare hands.

He'll pop up at some point riding a dragon-sized kraken that he made friends with during his years of rowing.

Funny story that. I won't go into details but let's just say Ivanka's uterus has been scraped flatter than the rug inside the rotating door of Trump Tower's lobby.

I hope she said, "By the way, Mooch, I sent the Washington Post pages from your credit card statement showing you were spending thousands every month on rent boys. Have a nice life."

He's going to wish this had ended with a bullet to the back of his head after he ends up in federal prison.

But the dicks involved are small due to unfortunate genetics instead of horrible steroid abuse.

It'll be just like Crash but instead of ham-handedly trying to help race relations it'll have a star that directly helped perpetuate a racist apartheid system.

Oh no! It had been adapted with David Niven as Bond, Orson Welles as Le Chiffre, and Woody Allen as Dr. No. I kid you the fuck not.

Back then you had to set aside a whole afternoon to jerk off to Internet porn instead of 3 minutes.

Keep fucking that chicken, Jezebel.

Carice van Houten dyed her pubes on camera in a movie. She definitely didn't bother with a body double.

Odd that she didn't cite the "Is Olivia de Havilland gonna have to choke a bitch?" line in her lawsuit.

They're confused with "Misoginistic adj. The quality or state of being biased or prejudiced towards miso soup or paste."

Still better than the cut segment written by Rudy Guiliani where mayor Toby Juliano uses a wing suit to fly onto one of the hijacked planes, punches through the windshield, takes the plane back, flies it into the other plane, and then glides safety to the ground where he is immediately and unanimously voted in as…

Eddie Redmayne will be playing the girlfriend that Tolkein doesn't realize is a man.

Oh well, in that case, it's a valuable lesson in burning your crap writing before your death and not relying on someone else to do it after.

The movie is greatly improved if you assume that Bond never escapes from the chair where they're drilling into is brain and the last act his all just a nonsensical dream as his brain is turned to mush.

Yes, we know, we know, Mr. Trump. You raped a bunch of underage girls and got away with it. Please stop reminding us.

I was going to say this sounds like a really stupid show…but I'd probably be willing to watch a show about people playing Chutes and Ladders if Debra Ann Woll was one of the players.