I was in some high school class. Perhaps Spanish though I might be mixing it up with the death of Mother Theresa. That's right. The only two special interruptions in my four years of high school were the OJ acquittal and death of Mother Theresa (fuck her btw, she's apparently widely reviled in Calcutta because so many…

There's no shame in admitting you're the kinda guy that sits down to pee.

I'll get the shovels!

Hey, that's the whole basis of the field of chiropractic medicine! Are you suggesting that doctors with no medical training and less years of "education" than a school nurse are mere quacks?

If they really wanted to appease angry fans they would've released a still of Arya sitting next to Sheeran's disemboweled corpse finishing a tasty rabbit dinner.

I'll jump out of this 40th story window and fall harmlessly into that reflecting pool. Then they'll all appreciate me!

Hopefully his publicist will advise him that a botched suicide attempt will garner the sympathy he needs to stay out of prison.

He should really be focusing more on his bartering skills. They'll be a lot handier in the cigarette and toilet wine based economy he'll shortly be living in.

I actually appreciate she didn't try to cite damage to her reputation and dignity. Probably because her lawyer told her the entire court room will literally laugh at her if she tries.

I love the one where they sing about Capt Jean-Luc Picard.

Better than "Regurgitation Toilet: The Toilet that Constantly Overflows."

Just transfer your affections to Kiernan Shipka. They look pretty much the same.

GWAR was in a cut scene from season 2 where Stannis calls for his minstrels, GWAR comes in and sings a song about fucking the Lord of Light, and then Stannis has them dragged outside and burned alive.

I like to read Square's response to him in Walter Sobchak's voice, "This doesn’t concern you, other Fart Sandwich. You're outta your fucking element."

"Don't listen to these wierdos. Join us and we'll feed your corpse to vultures after you die!" - Zoroastrianism

The solo movie could be a tense psychological thriller of Banner stuck on the phone with Comcast customer service for two hours trying not to Hulk out.

Nah. The characters were non-existent. The plot was virtually non-existent, with most of the scenes seeming to just be justified by the necessity of having something going on. I feel like no one at any point cared about it whatsoever beyond the immediate concern of doing their job at any given moment.

Is this for macaroons or a hot, fuckable high school teacher?

This is just bad satire. Vocabulary well beyond Trump: fellow, shall, autumnal, streetwalker, Gaul.

Probably just jealous of his massive schlong.