"We have leading fiction writers working on it right now."
"Who?"
"Leading…fiction writers."

Just one more step on the road to making this country a libertarian paradise like Somalia or South Sudan!

In fact, here's a fun fucking bill they they were having a hearing on today: "The measure would make it easier to purchase silencers, transport guns across state lines and ease restrictions on armor-piercing bullets."

Guns don't kill congressmen, dangerously mentally ill individuals who were allowed to have guns because of Congress's inaction and petulance kill congressmen!

Dear shit fer brains,

The header shot leads me to believe her super power will be head-butting people.

Her favorite movie scene: Joe Pesci screaming, "Just get down to a 155 pounds, you fat bastard!" in Raging Bull.

Even though I'm only an ex-Catholic I still have some reservations about their kill all the Catholics platform.

You're welcome.

It was a joke based on my assumption that RC is the official cola of the Confederacy.

Not necessarily, he could drop dead any day from not eating enough of the red meat that forms the cornerstone of any healthy breakfast, lunch, dinner, and late nite snack.

I like the one where the dad's yelling at the boy because he got his iron table, chain, and lock all wet and rusty and now has to use that cash to go out and buy new ones.

I'm not going to lie, as a young child whenever I was offered a choice of slurpees, ice cream, freeze pops, candy, etc I would always choose the bright blue option if it were available and man did Windex always look delicious.

Twitter had no choice, by the end the RC Cola feed was nothing but Pepe the Frog and Holocaust memes.

Are we sure this is Ricki Lake? It could very well be that annoying lady from My Big Fat Greek.

There are none, Saudi men reproduce through asexual parthenogenesis.

With the internet the exposure = more followers is certainly incorrect. People like Jones, O'Reilly, and Beck can still make a ton of money self-distributing their content and a total black out on airing their views just gives them another talking point to their followers about how they're "persecuted." Allowing…

We're getting near Wet, Hot American Summer the series level of saturation with these WW think pieces here.

Unfortunately after every section of dialogue involving Mickey Rooney she's written and underlined "hilarious!" in the margin.

He can only pardon people convicted of federal crimes. This is a state court.