Sounds like the only way to fix this dynamic is with a half day of team building games and a grossly overpriced motivational speaker.

Hey there's a lot more than just tits and dragons. There's harpies with tits, vampires with tits, wraiths with tits, bipedal fish monstrosities with tits, evil swamp demi-goddesses with tits. It's an honest to goodness fully fleshed out and vibrant world with a rich tapestry of tits.

Which will end with every channel broadcasting something to the effect of, "We're proud you chose to tune in with us till the end of humanity. For your last moments please enjoy these soothing images of what the Earth was like before becoming a charred lifeless rock."

You just have Stockholm Syndrome from the sexual assault.

Well she's no longer in her "Unfaithful" prime but, yes, I believe I would.

Give her a break with the clapping! She was raised by a seal rookery on a rocky beach off the coast of Tasmania for fuck's sake!

[De Laurentiis produces clearly unwashed pegging dildo]

As long as they show Manson's character using every part of the victims he slaughters it'll be ok.

Either that or just steal your wife or girlfriend's pantyhose and underwear.

Considering his other picks for high level appointments I can only assume Comey's replacement at the FBI will be a career felon currently serving consecutive life sentences.

No, they've made a bunch of great movies but I would put Nausicaa towards the incoherent end of the spectrum. I might be biased however because I actually read the entire manga and it's far, far superior to the movie.

That armed lunatic that broke into TLC's headquarters a few years ago was right! When will we listen to the armed lunatics!

Nah, this woman just ate Honey Booboo to absorb her powers.

I don't think he does. Even before the election many articles pointed out how odd it was that a 70 year old man seemingly didn't have a single person other than family members and employees that had any sort of relationship with him.

It's never occurred to me before but I can't possibly imagine that Trump listens to and enjoys any music. It just seems impossible that the man could listen to a piece of music or song and feel basic happiness like a normal person. I'm positive if his wife or son hadn't turned on the radio that they would have driven…

Show me on the clown doll where the tutor touched you.

You never see it in the movie but I feel like this must've been Morty the toupee salesman from Goodfellas house.

I disagree. Somehow the landscaping in the back somehow still screams 45 years out of date and it's just fucking trees and bushes.

Pfft…a doctor of chiropractic.

Also a sex strategy for some guys.