I've heard he's just too street so he probably quoted the NWA motto.

I sure the capper to this story is that Exuma Island was a Cold War biological weapons facility and all the attendees get an untreatable form of anthrax.

Don't forget the Xtreme Xcel spreadsheets the hip accounting guys use now.

Full disclosure Eastoros is currently out on bail while awaiting trial for murder after throwing a man seven stories to his death.

There was an Imperial March version done by a high school steel drum band on YouTube that I can't find right now that was quite jaunty. It was the perfect version if Jar-Jar had turned out to be the Sith Lord.

The name Bill Shine really does sound like a corporate thug who has a bs title like Assistant Security Chief but really just goes around murdering people for his bosses to cover up other horrific crimes.

I started watching Crazy Ex Girlfriend. I've never watched a CW show in my life (and don't really like musicals other than Flight of the Conchords) but goddamn is it good. I've had the opening credits song stuck in my head all day.

No. No, we are not.

If I keep paying you even though you're incompetent that's my problem; if I keep paying you because you fraudulently induced me to pay you that's your problem.

Smart move, having only a PO box makes it a lot harder to have subpoenas and warrants served on you.

I was thinking of getting a doctor of chiropractic next so I can force people to call me doctor without having to do any of the hard work to become a legitimate doctor.

With a BA, an MA, and a JD that's a really tough call for me.

As someone who sues people for fraud for a living I have to say that the most frequent defense is, "I'm not a crook, I'm just incompetent!"

This would be better if if was made clear that the Satanists were blasting banjo music from their old timey pick-up trucks while they were driving.

No, no they're all just really into drag queen Antonia LaFay.

Our entire death penalty system is built on schadenfreude, why shouldn't the rest of the legal system be?

It's now become like a CBS show to me—something I'm only vaguely aware exists but whose very existence irks me.

I agree but think you're falling into a logical fallacy. You see not all hideously ugly men with small dicks are PoS but most people who rant against movies because of female cast and staff tend to be be hideously ugly men with small dicks that PoS.

I like to think that story ended with you smashing the bottle against the side of your aunt's head.

Oh I completely agree. If you're an anonymous Disqus poster, as virtually everyone is, and you still need to hide your history it's a pretty damn clear sign the poster is a piece of shit and a coward.