In defense of this hideously ugly freakishly tiny dicked wretch, the sunglasses emoji is automatically applied by Disqus when you hide your history.

Pro tip, bro, when you post shit like this everyone automatically assumes you're hideously ugly and/or have a tiny dick.

He's at there mage college if I remember correctly. It's worth it as you won't be able to get his fine, fine voice out of your head.

I always kept J'Zargo as my companion because I just couldn't get enough of his silky Antonio Banderas-esque accent and love if referring to himself in the 3rd person.

Are those people still milling around on the island, because this would be a pretty great use for those hellfire missile equipped drones. I might even partially forgive Trump if he authorized it and then came out for a press conference with, "We got 'em!"

I hate to break it to you but I'm pretty sure Stacyjwall is only interested in bringing back jobs to whatever Central Asian post-Soviet kleptocracy he's writing from.

Will CC cancel this like That's My Bush after Trump allows terrorists to kill thousands of Americans due to his rank incompetence?

Mirando! The pork-thirst mutilator!

I haven't felt like this since the priest made me dig into his robe to pull out his aspergillum.

I assume it's beer can sculpture "art."

I for one am glad Hollywood is diversifying and hiring the great Khoisan director from the Namibian desert Q'xq. Hopefully the movie will be subtitled and filmed entirely in his native tongue clicking language.

Long story short, not everyone buys the porn justification and scrappybilly now has to register as a sex offender.

This joke would also work exactly the same if you substituted Jeff Goldblum for Eugene Levy.

They're having the NFL draft here in Philly this week (fuck you NFL for wasting my taxpayer dollars!), hopefully they had enough time to change the NFL Player VR Experience booth to include going from being a blue chip college draft pick, through the NFL, to hanging yourself in your cell with your own underwear as to…

Come for the cheap steaks, stay because you don't dare take your ass off the shitter.

"Most of the clips aren’t Earth-shattering, but they all provide some interesting color or reflect something from the original books which based on is the show."

I want to say he is a double plus ungood person, but I know with every fiber of my being that no such person named Guiliani ever existed.

Either way it's a kill shot if you hit the target. I assume that's what they're going for…

Man, Reposted Avenged 7x Fan Comments is going to be pissed that you're stealing his bit.

The multiplayer def bumped up its greatness. I always played with the not so smart neighbor boy so I would make him play the boy and control the girl and tha faerie myself because I didn't think he was smart enough to use the magic effectively.